Many of our loyal followers have already received their digital Wolven Industries VIP card (aka white privilege card). As we continue issuing them, we’re continuously getting interesting requests and queries about them.
Many of you have asked about its origins, the benefits it provides, as well as how to apply for one.
In this article, we wish to address all of your queries so that you can make the most of your exclusive VIP card.
The Origins of the Wolven Industries VIP Card
The VIP card or the ‘Wolven Industries’ white privilege card’ was created by our CEO Mike Norton.
Before he became a physicist at one of the most elite universities in the world and an award-winning CEO of two international companies, Mike, was trapped in a dysgenic cycle. As a child, Mike went through a lot of hardships including homelessness, asthma, mutilation by flesh-eating bacteria, undetected tumors in his skull, and hospitalization for malnourishment.
Unlike the implication of its name, the actual designation of the white privilege card has nothing to do with the color of your skin. The term is a deliberately edgy and comical trolling stunt by the CEO to mock post-modern politics while rewarding and thanking people who were genuinely kind to him along his personal journey of self-actualization.
As Martin Luther King once said, “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” And a true supporter is the one that’s really there for you when you’re at your worst.
Who Qualifies One for The VIP Cards?
The initial people who’ve received the card are the people who’ve been supporting Mike since the very, very beginning. Mike considers them among some of the kindest, most empathetic, and non-judgmental people. They didn’t make fun of him while he was mentally struggling during his journey around the world, blogging his ups and downs. T
here is no systematic way of earning VIP cards. Mike treats it as a symbol of personal respect and the connection they’ve earned from him.
What Are the Benefits of the VIP Card?
The benefits of the Wolven Industries VIP card include:
- Up to 20%* discount on products created by his company.
- Occasional “cashback” rewards.
- Backstage access to Mike during upcoming tech shows or privately held company events.
- Generationally inheritable: If you have earned a VIP card, you could pass it down to your immediate household family, such as your children. They can later pass their card to their children.
Mike truly believes in the adage, “a small act of kindness can go a long way.” Just like kindness, the VIP card has no expiry date. Through this gesture, Mike wants to thank his VIP members for their small act of kindness towards someone many people doubted and made false rumors about while he was just trying to overcome some severe situations in life. Your act of kindness will go a long way to getting your entire family treated like royalty by the company for as long as we exist.
There is also a ‘black privilege’ version of the VIP card. It has the exact same benefits as the white one. The only difference is its color. It’s black instead of white. The black version is most certainly better at mocking SJW/CRT politics.
In fact, it’s the card that Mike keeps for himself!
Though, nothing is actually racially based. There are black people, Asians, and Hispanic people with a Wolven Industries “white privilege” card. The standard is to give the white one, but the black is also available upon request.
At the moment, all privilege cards are being delivered digitally. However, we will soon post you a physical one that will come equipped with a gold SMART chip.
Please Be Aware…
While the act of making the card is a troll stunt, the number on it is real. We strongly advise that you do not publish your card number on public platforms. We don’t want other people getting your benefits in the future.
If you’re in the UK, don’t flaunt it publicly. You will avoid it from being wrongfully perceived as a hate incident when you’re actually just being funny.
“I’ve Been Denied a VIP Card!”
If you have been denied the VIP card, it may be for various reasons. It could be because Mike (or other Wolven Industries staff members, who have the power to nominate anyone for a card) has not felt a personal connection with you. Or he may have felt disrespected by any judgment you’ve made by the color of his skin instead of the limited demonstration of the content of his character.
Having said that, you can apply for other membership cards, such as:
- The Honored Veteran Card – a veteran and PMC discount and benefits card open to only veterans who can prove they are one. You’ll get a 15% discount*
- The Early Adopter Card – these are for customers who are neither veterans nor VIPs but are willing to give any of our new inventions/innovations the first try. With it, you’ll get a 10% discount*. For more information on our ‘early adopter’ policy, please visit Wolven Industries About page.
*Please be aware that these discount percentages are subject to change.
Thank You for Following Our Journey and Believing in Us!
Last but not least, we would like to thank you for your continuous support. We look forward to having you onboard.
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